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egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

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Benefits of same-sex relationships

msmeowmeowpants:

- Amazing oral sex

- Making out in private places such as restrooms and dressing rooms

- Your wardrobe doubles overnight

- Amazing oral sex

- You can go to the same side of the spa together

- You look way more adorable than straight couples, especially if you have a kid

The list is longer than this I know, but this is all I can think of right now.

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dannyrandy:

lesbian and bi women should have a secret code word that we slip into conversation with girls we’ve just met to see if they also like girls 

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drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

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The Problem with Over-Thinking

onlinecounsellingcollege:

1. It increases your anxiety , your worry, and your dread.
2. It makes you feel confused, so that it’s really hard to think.
3. It can blind you to “the obvious”, and what is best for you.
4. It can keep you feeling stuck so that you wait too long to act.
5. It can interfere with hearing what your heart says you should do.
6. Thus, it can limit your success as you’re afraid to take that step!

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sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

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osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

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When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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