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bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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lacigreen:

vera-queer:

myfandomsareinfinite:

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS

no seriously this is one of the best things ever

must reblawg every time its on the dash

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buzzfeed:

You don’t say.

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liquatic:

Me to the person cutting my hair

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ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

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tyleroakley:

this could be us

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geekboots:

toolofatook:

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

omg what if all of the weapons in the lord of the rings were replaced with pool noodles

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YOU SHALL NOT SPLASH

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deaneggsandsam:

When you sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors:

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cyberthug13:

"aye bruh theres a bee behind you"

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